Oh darling toad of the slimy skin
Could there be more to you within?
I’d like to believe you are a prince
But that fairytale died for me long since!
Oh darling toad all covered in warts
Could you be a prince of sorts?
I can’t imagine you on a shining steed
But to believe in you I feel a need!
If I should deign to give you a kiss
Would I get warts upon my lips?
Could a slime like you make my heart sing?
If I’m to find out I must do this thing!
*Mwah* There! The deed is done!
Damn! I knew you wouldn’t be one!!!
